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I'm So Angry...: Chapter 6I'm So Angry All the Time Presents:  Harry Potter and His Trouble Graduating   
      It was a regular afternoon. Harry Potter was sitting in the Gryffindor common room, watching his pet predatory bird devour a small mammal whose neck she had broken. Thoughts of hurting people ran through his head. All was not well in the Potterverse. Little did Harry know, All was about to get worse. Lots, lots worse. More sentence fragments. Many more of them. They were coming. Indicating ominous danger.       Meanwhile, Hermione burst into the room, buzzing stressfully about her AP I'm So Angry...: Chapter 6
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I'm So Angry...: Chapter 5
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I'm So Angry...: Chapter 4                                      Chapter the Fourth:  In which Harry's hormones get the best of him for not the last time   
 One fine autumn day, Harry was walking moodily along through Hogwarts with his bff, Hermione, and his ex-boyfriend, Ron, thinking about biting people he liked, when along came Cho Chang. "Hi Harry," she said, her terrible haircut waving seductively in the strong indoor breeze.      & I'm So Angry...: Chapter 4
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I'm So Angry...: Chapter 3Previously on I'm so Angry All the Time: Harry, on his way to class, was shoved into a broom closet by Malfoy, where they did lots of naughty things that were censored by the administration. Ron, who had previously been dating Harry, became involved in an abusive relationship with the Bloody Baron. An estimated 3.6 characters were killed.   
Chapter the Third:  In which Hermione falls in love with Lucius, then Draco, then out of love with Viktor, then again with Ron, then with Tonks, then out of love with Draco, then with Neville's toad, then makes out with every single Weasley in turn, which complicates everything considerably I'm So Angry...: Chapter 3
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Fri Aug 14, 2009, 6:39 PM
  • Mood: Amazed
  • Listening to: Atmosphere
  • Reading: The goddamned Iliad
  • Watching: Bones
  • Playing: Resident Evil 4
  • Eating: Brioche which took me most of a day to make
I will be in college in exactly one week. WHOAHAWOAH!

I just added a series of satirical Harry Potter fan fictions I wrote for Inconspicuous, the student-produced and anonymously distributed newspaper/literary magazine at South Eugene High School, which I graduated from last year, which is why I'm about to be in college. I also FINALLY replaced that ancient ID picture with a plain but newer and more exciting one. It's strange to look at how much my tastes and writing style have changed since I got this account as a high school freshman—not everyone gets to have this kind of chronological record of who he or she has been over the course of a few years. Maybe I'll look at this entry in another four years and marvel at how young I sounded as a college freshman.

If I'm this nostalgic at 18, I'm going to be a pathetic mess in another 60 years.

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This is Paddington. I'm obsessed with him. We jump over things.

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  • Current Residence: Eugene, Oregon
  • Interests: Horses, drawing, playing my cello, eating, nerding it up
  • Favourite movie: Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.
  • Favourite band or musician: DJ Shadow, Shostakovich, Bach, Metallica
  • Favourite genre of music: I like dope old school rap and 20th century classical music
  • Favourite artist: Rembrandt
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ken Kesey
  • Shell of choice: Red shells are the best, but blue shells are good if you're almost in first place
  • Favourite game: Zelda, KOTOR, Fable
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ike Broflofsky
  • Personal Quote: "When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Sharpened sticks and human blood

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~rockehxfiction Aug 16, 2009, 1:03:45 AM
Thank you so much for the watch and fav. It means a lot to me. :) :hug:

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~QueenIndra Nov 16, 2008, 3:44:35 AM
!!! how ya doin lady?

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~Ohdopipedown Sep 3, 2008, 7:27:25 AM
hahaha. harry potter made me larf. :yoda:

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~skrbls Jul 6, 2007, 11:15:37 PM
um is ask your name or just something you just decided to draw?
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~RedHeadWolf Dec 1, 2006, 7:28:12 PM
NICE AVATAR!!! lolololol! :giggle:

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~Lady-Wahnsinn Sep 25, 2006, 6:34:20 AM
i like your avi so i must say hello >.<
but your gallery is nice, too.
sweet greetings
steffi :-)

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happy and braindead >.<
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~Silverider Sep 3, 2006, 6:14:24 PM
wish i could draw letters like that ;)
nice art and photos :hug:

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~Now-Entering-Cyberia Aug 14, 2006, 11:00:52 PM
ah! and i meant to ask you if you were familiar with Bill Hicks outside the realm of tool?

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~Deviant-beliefs Apr 11, 2006, 1:44:08 AM
Allo!
:wave:

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